Turn the passing months into a running joke with this compact desktop calendar. Bold white type on a deep matte black background reads “IS HE GONE YET?” — a deadpan, sassy line that lifts tense mornings and sparks laugh-out-loud moments at the home office, kitchen counter, or nightstand. The month grid is clear and minimal, so the punchline stays the star without sacrificing function. It stands sturdily on its black tent backing and flips easily on a smooth metal spiral. Crafted from thick 250 gsm matte paper with vivid, high-contrast printing, this calendar feels substantial and looks sleek. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, it brings a little sharp humor to everyday organization for anyone who enjoys a wry, modern sense of humor during holidays, breakups, moving seasons, or just the daily grind.
Product features - Bright, high-contrast printing for crisp type and solid blacks - Sturdy black metal spiral binding with matching tent card backing - 250 gsm matte paper for a premium feel and reduced glare - Compact size: 10" x 5" (25 cm x 12.5 cm) — easy on desks and counters - Includes full 2026 month grid; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
